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Thursday, October 30, 2008
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FIRST of ALL...
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You have come seeking a miracle, and you shall find it. BUT HONESTY FROM NOW ON MUST BECOME PARAMOUNT! There is, in fact, no wondrous substance that utilizes the power of homeopathy, numerology, astrology, demonology, parapsychology, intelligent design, or UFOlogy to cure all diseases, as THESE DISCIPLINES ARE NOTHING BUT BUNK! HOKUM! FLIM-FLAM, THANK YOU MA'AM, GIVE YOUR DOG A BONE!
You have been recruited into a secret society. A SOCIETY OF REALITY! As a member of the Amateur Scientist Super Squad, you are entitled to be the first to know when the forces of woo assault the taste and senses of all humanity! Through near-daily news posts, regular feature columns, and the TWO BEST WEEKLY PODCASTS KNOWN TO SOCIETY, you will enjoy the rewards of living an evidence-based life FOR ALL ETERNITY. Or until you die. Plus, there are dick jokes. DICK JOKES APLENTY!
Enhance your life by making The Amateur Scientist a daily stop on your Internet rounds. No need to thank us. You earned it.
And to wet your feet on this exciting new journey, we present these excellent MOVING PICTURE FILMS to shine a light upon nonsense:
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